BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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