Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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