5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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