I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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