I'm really into asian looking animals
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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