This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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