Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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