normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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