I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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