just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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