Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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