Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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