i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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