i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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