I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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