and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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