So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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