it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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