So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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