i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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