doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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