Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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