so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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