u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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