Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
