I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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