you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize
