i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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