I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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