I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Randomize
