I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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