Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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