Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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