Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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