Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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