before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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