Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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