I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I want to fling myself into the sun
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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