yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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