id be glad to
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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