we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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