Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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