maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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