Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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