yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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