i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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