you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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