Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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