she was so not down for the gang bang
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We are all done wearing pants today
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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