She said her name was "party"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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