First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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